Have Pencil, Will Draw #550

I'd settle for police brutality. 

Have Pencil, Will Draw #549

We gather here together in the house of the one TRUE God... 

Have Pencil, Will Draw #548

Also I see myself winning a Quidditch match... 

Have Pencil, Will Draw #547

I used to be ashamed of my social inability. Now it's more a relief. 

Have Pencil, Will Draw #546

Definition 

Have Pencil, Will Draw #545

Might take a few updates, though... 

Have Pencil, Will Draw #544

She hangs out in case we need a punchline.