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 Aviation, however, was not his forte. 

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 Sounds like one of Kafka's 

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Smaug didn't land on the Lonely Mountain! The Lonely Mountain landed on HIM! 

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 It just sounds like something Gimli would drink. 

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 Take me home. 

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 Seriously though, a list can be sent upon request. 

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 And screw you Dr. Sasquatch. I like my Irish Spring.