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Five if it's a Samsung. 

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What the hell's a juice bar? 

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I'm also part forty-five year old sociopath.

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Chains are SOOO out. 

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Is there a mucus-based fuel? 'Cause I could've made millions. 

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Mass production on Valium 

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Body Snatchers, Invasion of the 

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Scream twice for a chainsaw, three times for a werewolf, five if it's a chainsaw-wielding werewolf... 

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Or maybe it's that covid stuff all the kids were talking about. 

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My genital necklace is still on backorder 

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I always thought it was 'Bismo'

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Or the Intergalactic Circus of Wonders 

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I know art thrives on ego but Jesus 

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A soft edge is no edge. 

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The bar's fine where it is.

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I'm only saying this once: Boxers are for children

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And it was GLORIOUS. 

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Ye who speaketh to thine mother with loose tongue doth bring it upon thyself. 

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A big, doe-eyed man. 

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I'd've gotten there sooner but the fireball pigeons are particularly aggressive this year. 

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None of us who watched bra and panties matches did so for the dignity.  

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When there's shit I gotta do 

it's a short comic for you.

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It's like pulling your own teeth...with your mind. 

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Thanks Mom! Still not eating those things, though. 

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I want all emus dead. 

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And with that, as quickly as it had started, date night had ended.

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I don't remember that stanza from 'Circle of Life'. 

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I tried fitting 'corporate whores' into the meter. No dice. 

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And you are...? 

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I suppose if they went marching one in front of the other...

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But there's cake regardless, right? 

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Kinda want those pillows... 

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Dune I'm lukewarm about. 

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Our elevator music is on standby. Which is weird because every time I call they seem to have an abundance

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It's what we used to call the remote. 

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We did. They were delicious.

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I won't dance, don't make me. 

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Unfortunately there's no way to confirm. 

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The benefits of Trivia Night...or so I've chosen to believe

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Although I could picture the most recent Lara being into that. 

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I guess death would actually be the final one but whatever