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Unfortunately based on real events. 

 

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#suckitchristoandjeanne 

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I'd hang either, really. 

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Welcome back to 'My two gold pieces'

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Just another salacious Sunday, woah woah... 

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 Is it weird I want a Twix now? ...Who am I kidding; that's never weird. 

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Here's hoping this ages poorly. 

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Where do you even FIND Arum? 

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Actually it would have made a safe fallback... 

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Technically it's tomorrow... 

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 Just give us Treasure Planet 2 already, goddamned mouse!!! 

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WiFi Outage, Hour 5: So Dawns the Age of Darkness

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Tower?...Antennae?...whatever. 

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Burrito Folding 101 

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If memory serves... 

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 He's probably already shacked up with a harem of younger, curvier does. 

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USFS was called to neutralize the situation. They should be here by next week. 

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This has nothing to do with smoking...or does it?...no, no it doesn't...or does it?...nope...does it?....no...or does it?.........no.........

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Learn or enjoy...make your choice.

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And Yarzhloc the Unforgiven gets the Giger treatment.

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'Resurgence' my ass.

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Or maybe they just find a life-threatening disease preferable to one more GODDAMNED VIDEO CHAT COMMERCIAL!

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Searching for 'banned'...searching...searching...

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Reserve judgement until after Youtubing it...then let fly 

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Wait, is it an idiom or...ah who cares?

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Sorry, I'm unfamiliar with that theory. 

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But no furries.

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Dedicated to all mothers who like us. 

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Bite me, hills. Bite ALL of me!

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If bandanas are sufficient just cover your mouth 

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#iaswell

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Red text on black should make a good pop.

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His name is Hobbes because of course it is.

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Flesh-eating bacteria's still a thing, right?

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So  ow      of yo      ht it?

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As if the beer wasn't nasty enough.

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I remember pregnant chads being a big deal...

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Don't worry, she'll die.

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...It's cold in here. 

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Gotta think of a better title.

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Just realized we could've done a football one.  

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Unfortunately a map for said minefield does not exist.

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...and three angry 'OW's are heard.

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And the world keeps on spinnin'. 

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To the tune of 'Oh What a Beautiful Mornin'. All together now...