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 You'd need a tongue the length of your forearm. 

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 I am an old man at heart. 

hy! 

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 Some things never change. 

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 And that's how barrel fires are born  

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 Release the Hughes cut! 

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 Is this filthy? I'm not even sure. 

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 Can we at least rethink our centurial numbering? 

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 Two of those things ARE terrifying... 

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 -fully armored military bank with robot guards! 

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 Oh right, he has wings. 

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 ...A nubbin? 

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Get comfy; they're slow.  

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 Four...five, six? 

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 Shiny new grapes...same old vine 

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 Aviation, however, was not his forte. 

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 Sounds like one of Kafka's 

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Smaug didn't land on the Lonely Mountain! The Lonely Mountain landed on HIM! 

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 It just sounds like something Gimli would drink. 

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 Take me home. 

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 Seriously though, a list can be sent upon request. 

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 And screw you Dr. Sasquatch. I like my Irish Spring.

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 Age, thy name is ass-pain. 

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 Definitely not after reading internet comments. 

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 ...mouth full of cotton balls? 

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 A flake, a social media activist and a dragon walk into a bar... 

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 Razzle dazzle... 

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 Happy 'Wait, how old did you say that condom was' Day! 

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 Like vomiting on someone you hate. 

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 ...It really was crazy though. 

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 Little too much paint on this word picture. 

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 .........No...

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 An ancient artifact of alien design. 

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 Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit.

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Better make it out to cash... 

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 D.A.E.R. - Drug Abuse Embracement Realization

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 And to the Aussies I'm a wog! 

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My connection must be a bastard. 

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 That means she coordinates maintenance. 

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Reasonably sure... 

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James Burrows expanded universe. 

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Yet the pool restrictions were incredibly lax. 

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A more sensible bargain has never existed