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I'll edit that part out. 

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All involved learned a valuable lesson on the importance of lubrication 

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Carpe Condomic 

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Nothing has been changed as there were no innocents. 

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All things considered I think I handled it well. 

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FEED ME...BEEP, BOOP...

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They change color, they have access to a research lab...so many questions I don't want answered. 

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Also I'm seeing this dragon everywhere...  

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Is buzzsaw one word or two? Feels like it should be one but it looks weird. 

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Keep your mental stability in any line! 

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When paths converge. 

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I should invest in some sort of file cabinet 

Have Pencil, Will Draw #417

Yes, floating coolers are a thing. 

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Puddle Almanor 

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Spread your tiny wings and fly! 

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Hot Springs - Elapsed time: 18 min. 

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Yes, he technically has lips.  

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And a chimichanga dog!  

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And he's ready for parenthood. 

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At least Rule 34 knows its porn 

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Halfway there. 

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Did you check the cushions? 

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Because there'd be no digits to...ah forget it.  

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Also that sounds like a tax hike...  

 

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 Wash thoroughly before use. 

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Sometimes the vice is versaed, of course. 

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Try saying it five times, fast! 

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Reintegration Process Initiated 

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 I N F U L E N C E R 

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 Someone shoot that fucking emu. 

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 These new age artists with their dumb, hip names... 

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Also that water heaters are abstract. 

 

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 Does transcribing life count as writing?  

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How many trends will the trend-setters set when the trend-setters trends descend? 

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 We had a good run...well, we had a run. 

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 I'm actually right-handed. So, I dunno'...pretend it's a mirror, I guess. 

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 How about releasing a starved snow leopard? 

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Does anyone know why a dome light would turn on despite the car being off and locked? I mean I checked all the doors and they were all closed. The light setting was on DOOR but that shouldn't matter. Also the seat seemed farther back...is a fat raccoon breaking into my front seat? He could at least slam the door on his way out. 

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 But she does have a book with a flower in it. 

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 Add it to the Irrelevant file.  

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 I've learned to accept the scratches on my glasses. 

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 Last time on Will Draw... 

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 Listen carefully next time. There's no 'N'.