Have Pencil, Will Draw #386

 You'd need a tongue the length of your forearm. 

Have Pencil, Will Draw #385

 I am an old man at heart. 

hy! 

Have Pencil, Will Draw #384

 Some things never change. 

Have Pencil, Will Draw #383

 And that's how barrel fires are born  

Have Pencil, Will Draw #382

 Release the Hughes cut! 

Have Pencil, Will Draw #381

 Is this filthy? I'm not even sure. 

Have Pencil, Will Draw #380

 Can we at least rethink our centurial numbering?